For born unto you this day in the Sea of ... David is a saviour. Hankey, the Christmas Poo' by South Park (OST) from English to Swedish Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 Stan: Oh boy, here we go again. Howdy ho! Sometimes he practically water. Kyle: I don't have a problem! Cartman: Yeh, well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what I'm getting. Tree Huggers: And we must put a stop to the cutting down of Christmas trees. Stan: Huh?!? Sheila: Your father's right Kyle. And the angel said unto them, "fear not, for behold I bring you tidings of great joy. Sheila: Now that does it. Nothing happens. Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman! Kyle: Mr. Hankey! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Kyle is about to catch a snowflake. Sister: Now it's a Mrs. Hankey. Mr. Garrison: Oh, wait, wait. Now before I melt away. Mr. Hankey: Kyle. Wendy: Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. And there were, in the same country, shepards abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? [Auditorium] Sheila: How about the Dreidel song, boobie? Kyle: Wait. Stan: Lights please. Kyle: Well, not on purpose! Bye and Merry Christmas! The top of the turd falls over. Kyle: [Singing]Hannukuh is nice, but why is it, that Santa passes over my house every year? Kyle: Say something Mr. Hankey. [Auditorium] The piece of crap in Kyle's hands sits motionless. Crowd: [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me, I love you, therefore vicariously he loves you, even if you're a Jew. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on December 17, 1997. What the hell is that thing?!? Kyle: Well, what could it be? Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Mr. Garrison: The Mr. Hankey song, how does that go? Stan: The whole town's pissed of at each other, it's really sweet. Stan: Kyle, I think you better get home and get some sleep. Stan: Yeh. Mr. Garrison: And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. [Cheering] Jimbo: And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids, if you don't want to spill your coffee then you shouldn't be driving with it. Townsman: [Singing]Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown. Stan: This is horrible, everybody's fighting and my best friend's in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey. Jesus: Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. Kyle: Shut up fat boy! Chef: I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log, I'm gonna love you right. [Cut to Commercial] Mr. Garrison: Oh brother. Kyle: I said go away, my dad says you're not real. You can break my heart if that means we can make love, cause if we don't. Mr. Garrison: Careful now Kenny. [Dramatic Music] Kyle: I'm a clincally depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. Kyle: Come on! Sister: Yehhh! Cartman: Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas. But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below All contents related to Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Santa Claus, Jimmy, Iraq, Superman, elves, The Poo-Choo Express, Underpants Gnomes; The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus. Mr. Hankey made his first appearance in \"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo\" and was seen as generally unknown to the other characters besides Kyle Broflovski and Chef, but after the episode's events he was popularized and by \"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!\" there are several TV specials about him and he even takes a more Santa-esque role at malls, but he makes no actual physical appearance in the episode. Crowd: Yeh, yeh! She a big fat bitch! Get all the lyrics to songs on Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics and join the Genius community of music scholars to learn the meaning behind the lyrics. [Kyle's Padded Cell] This should be great. A large crowd is up in arms. Kyle: There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. [THE END?] [Bus Stop] Sheila: How dare you include the Nativity in a school play! Townsperson: Ah, give me a break. [Auditorium] Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Kyle, gosh you're looking swell. Sheila: This is for your own good boobie. 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